Not everyone will go home with an Oscar at the Academy Awards on March 2nd, but this year’s losing nominees are all guaranteed to walk away with a jammed-packed gift bag. The ”Everybody Wins at the Oscars” gift bag is awarded annually by Distinctive Assets and is chock full of goodies worth over $80,000—which is sure to somewhat console those who don’t take home a gold statuette. Filled with products like Chocolatines savory wine-infused chocolate, Swiss-made Slow Watches, Acure Organics skincare, a Steamist Total Sense Home Space System, and a trip on the luxurious Rocky Mountaineer train, the gift bag is fusion of fun and functional items. In the spirit of gifts that give back, the package also includes a 10,000 meal donation from freekibble.com of Ellen DeGeneres‘ natural pet food, Halo Spot’s Stew, will be given to the shelter of the celebrity’s choice. Sounds like a winner to us! Remember to tune in to the Oscars, which will air on ABC Sunday, March 2nd at 7PM EST/4PM PST, and check InStyle.com as the night goes on for all the up-to-the-moment red carpet updates!